weh aku tak buat apa apa pun. serious. :(

Environment: Everybody is listening half dead(but still manage to control their nerdiness) to the muka-cahaya-keimanan-tapi-cara-macam-rempit(imagine!) lecturer.

One obviously not comfortable with her dress girl, saying something to her friend that sit next to her. "Aku cam dengar ceramah agama."
Her big alive moles friend respond: "Aku dah nak tertidur ni," But still maintaining her position and can hardly notice that she is actually mumbling something.
So the girl with the uncomfortable dress turn to her friend to confirm that she is really sleepy(because her expression said that she capture every single words that the lecturer say). when she adjusting her view back to the Lcd screen, the ha-ha-i'm-so-funny-all-the-time lecturer is looking directly into her face!
She immediately drop her head down so the lecturer will think she is really noting what he said. and hoping that he wouldn't say anything or make fun of her, for he's always make fun of people.
"Saya bukan tengok awak. Orang sebelah awak tu," Oh apa? Huhh..glad. :)
Then when she raise her head, the lecturer was obviously mean to say that previous line to her friend that sit next to her. (means that the lecturer is COMFIRMLY 'tengok' she!)
"Awak sekolah perempuan kan dulu?" what? mulut tercengang. apa ke hal nyo ekau tanya aku tiba tiba soalan tu. dah lah buat muka macam saying i'm having a serious HIV. 
She just replied no. afraid that he will continue to ask her moooore question.
"Saya tengok awak asyik pandang kiri kanan." and then apa kenanya dengan sekolah perempuan ke tak?
She's just smiling while noticing the whole class is staring at her and laugh madly, thinking that it's a really funny scenery.
Okay lah. He continue his lecture. phew glad.. 
"Awak tak suka makan ikan ye?" :o
--__--  Dont know what to answer. it might be a tricky question.
"Focus!" Staring inside my eyes while make a habitual(he might think it's fun.idk) hand gesture. heyy, i dont do a single thing psycho! what's up with you? i'm trying hard to focus and not moving a single cell.
Then he continue with bla bla bla, making fun of her. telling the whole class how he felt when he noticed that an 'object' is moving here and there. shit! maluuuuu
Okay he's get back to his work. but then after a few lines, he start his oh-so-funny-question again, with the seriously-over-pill face. "Mesti sayur pun awak tak suka makan kan?"
The girl just nod politely.
but he still havent seems to play enough. "Awak mesti makan ayam je kan?" hoiiii! apanya kau ni? dah laa..satu class kot pandang aku gelak gelak. kau ingat kelakar sangat ke.
And then he continue the rest of the class with routine like this. few lecture, and then back to knowing-me topic. asking the girl's name, facebook thingy. hahh..heck betul. nasib dapat lecturer suka buat lawak rempit sejati ni. bagi lecture macam gangster(this one is fun,sebab kelakar cara dia), then making a few funny conversation with his random student. tapi serious, i dont know how to picture him. he's really this funny. okay, muka boleh tahan lah. kurus kering, suka cuba untuk buat lawak. lepas tu kalau dia buat lawak, dia buat muka macam nak gelak tapi cover. gelak dia tu pulak macam sindir orang, but at the same time buat orang lain yang tengok tu ketawa. and his action is really unexpectable. this is the factor why he acted like that. hohh..
just imagine how funny does people see him. i personally think he is funny, but still, I"M THAT GIRL!!!!!

waaa~ malu gila. :'(

amoi manis (tittle changed)

 This is my amoy, budak cina sesat. yang selalu teman aku pergi makan dekat foodcourt, jalan sama sama pergi brass band and have the same taste on particular things. and then one fine night when she stayed at my room, i found out more mutual thing we had(despite the phone and kadang kadang baju). we happen to have the Exact same underwear! HAHA.. seriously. when she gantung hers. i was like, is she pinjam mine?(she always!but takkan lah spender pun kami share kan) :p because that's exactly looks like mine. swear, tak tipu. not only one, but two shades yang sama. haha..  :D

ps: we wear the same green spender this time :p

boy's game?

is it make you cool, to win every of your mates' fool challenges?
like, go to random ppl and say, "hello, can lay your mum down?" and then you get a car for doing that by the fool friends who challenged you.

hahh.. this is what happen to me:
a boy came up at us and suddenly say: "hi you guys, kawan i cabar i suruh cakap dengan you guys. diaorang ada dekat sana tu. jangan tengok jangan tengok. nanti diaorang perasan(wtbh). diaorang cabar i cakap dengan you. diaorang nak bagi kfc bucket. so apa yang you nak?"

HAHHH? wtbh? flapping hell. i dont know his type. yang nak kata berani, yes boleh lah. tapi jujur pun yee. just, jujur salah tempat. huhh..
okay fine lah, kalau kau nak tunjuk berani depan kawan kau kan. tapi tak payah lah nak bagitau kitaorang niat sebenar kau. and lagi satu, it officially make us like, lick somebody's boots. it's kinda grovel us, if you ask me. sorry for not being 'fun'. by 'fun', i mean in your term.

what i replied to him:

i think you have get your kfc bucket!

*sambil buat muka annoyed and i-dont-care expression.showing as if these happen 10th times a day to me.hee

someone interviewed me :D

"first day i stepped into Uitm, i heard about this one popular girl in Kolej Indera Mulia......"

HAHA.. this is the first line of the article :D oh proud pulak saya. ngee~
sorryyyy.. saja je nak perasan sikit. -,- Actually it is a little interesting assignment Mdm Ita asked us to do. (macam gempak je tittle, padahal class assignment je.but still,thanks Al.aku tau ko tak tipu) :p The task is, find a partner in shuffle, asked her/him Q and write an article based on your interview result.

why do you fart smelly, but there is absolutely nothing in your refrigerator?

Here's what I asked my partner:


Q: Why did ppl called you 'Al'?
A: It's simple. and i like the name 'Al', because it's cute unic.

Q: Can you communicate in BM, instead of Terengganu?
A: Yes No Yes. But i would somehow slip few word into my dialect.

Q: What is the most creative thing you did in your last three days?
A: I played check, and after three steps, i can actually checked mate my opponent. :o

Q: What is your dirty little habit?
A: I foul fart. I fart smelly. My roommates will get out of our room. (urghh..)


Q: If I go into a 'tour' into your refrigerator, what would i possibly find?
A: Nothing. *grinning

Q: Then how come you'd fart smelly?
A: I love to eat extra nasik lemak with eggs. (er..okayyyy)


Q: Do you think guys should have armpit hair?
A: Yes No. Its give oneself the creeps. plus, it's smelly. (haha..this one thing, i respected you!i mean, after fart foul!) :p

class up and down changing changing changing

apa entah. asyik nak susun semula jadual lah apa jadah lah. jadual sekarang dah okay, kan? please don't change it to be more worse. i started to learn how to appreciate. see,

Isnin: Bangun pukul 9 (better than pukul8), and then just dua class lagi. 4pm, i'm free. boleh tidur

Selasa: this is the day which i might mengeluh sikit. balik pukul6. but it's okay lah kan. 4 classes, but there are loads gap between each. and plus, the lecturers this day are cool. :D

Rabu: bangun pagi lagi. but just 3 classes. and still have gap. balik pukul 4. (brass band,this week belum start lagi)

Khamis: 10am start class. so pukul 9 boleh bangun. ehee~ bahagia kan?

Jumaat: just untill 11am. and then, naik bus pulang rumah! :D

How free my schedule sekarang kan? kalau depa tukaq lagi, haihh taktau lah cek. alamat macam sem lepas lah, jumaat ada class petang. takpun malam ada class. adoii.. nauzzubillah.. but you can't be that cruel, dont you? ;)
Plus today's great, my classmates suddenly increase 55% (almost look like my old classmates dah disappear forever.ehee). sebab there are few classes that have to be vanish. included helina's. so today she join my class. it was kinda happening. because my original classmates are really boring and asyik buat muka stone je, dah lah cakap dengan kawan sebelah je. haihh.. nasib ada ko, aza. fana dah lah kena attend her class repeat.
but later tonight, helina told me..she can't join my class anymore. sebab class kami dah full. alahh..why so many chances? esok, entah dengan budak mana kami combine. takut..

wish this sem will be great as the previous,

roommate #2 (cont'd)

sorry i had to cut it yesterday (yesterday, right?). so begini biodata roommate #2 saya. ;)

Name: Siti Hajar Helina (i'm not quiet sure, sebab i just hear it from her mum)

My 1st impression when she popped at my(my,for that particular time) door: HELINA haha.. :o   *relieved* because

1) she's also QS. i know it, because i was over gelabah time they said QS must wear tudung. kami junior

2) she's also from Kekwa, my ex kolej.

3) i had text her a few times before this in our last sem. cant said i relieved bout this one.i might look desperate or annoyed to her,idk.but i malu jugak lah. thinking that dulu pernah texting texting her tanya, dinner you pakai tudung tak. hehhh ain

4) she's seem friendly and banyak cakap

5) this one is weird, but i actually have this in my mind--maybe we could be friend like me and mimie.haha

We(me and Na) call her: Helina. but sometime i'm with muka taktau malu, macam dah lama gila kenal, panggil dia Hel ja. haha..

Early conversation: can't remember well.maybe, "bilik ni ya?" ke "kenapa sampai lewat" ke "Helina, bag!" -,-

She: okay. a bit malu kot kadang kadang sebab she's like hilang arah tuju. HAHA.. takdelah. she like to laugh, i guess. and really consider others feeling. 

Me: i just a bit shy with her sebab taktau nak bahasakan diri apa. and also with Na.

ps: i can't show you guy's my new roommates pic. it would be, heh asal pulak budak ni tiba tiba ambik gambar aku atas katil ni. nak jual aku ke hapa. -__-

with new roommates! :D

i'm not quiet sure with that symbol. :D or :) or :/ hmmm, maybe this -,-
from cameron, we went straight away to perak semalam. i get this cool fever, yang make me tergetar getar sebab sejuk. new year pun, tengok bunga api dari tingkap je. idk. nak kata demam, i'm not ussually be this tough. kalau demam, mesti menangis ke and as if semua benda tak jadi buat. uhh..whatever. i'm not here to talk bout my sakit-demam-tapi-tak-sure-demam-ke-tak.
i'm here to note my first day with my new roommates and new room, new block, new spooky room location, my tiny little kick ass wardrobe bla bla bla. :) yet, i try to make this smiley, maybe for the first point only

bila check result kolej, i have to say, i'm quiet rellieve bila tahu dapat kolej. maybe probably because i'm a little afraid with have to deal with life on my own bila duduk luar hostel nanti. but one i'm not really sure bout is, C2318 is Cemara or Cempaka. i hope it's cemara because i atleast i don't have to feel like i'm living in a hostel(cemara give you the feeling like living in cheap apartment.btw,it's still better than hostel,right?). well no, it's turn out to be Cempaka.
which, is more worse than my previous block and it's located on the very far of our falculty. damn you, pihak pengurusan kolej. :(

hm..it's okay. it's still a tiny hope there. maybe my room will be better. *hoping
dengan bag roda yang berat mak ai, saya pun naik bilik. then sampai sampai je C2318, terus tengok bilik dia(i mean, bilik saya lah kan) ya Allah, biliknyaaa. tiga katil. satu katil double decker, satu katil single. okay lah, it's not that bad. then bila tengok almari, haiyaaa..manyak halus. almari besi je. agak agak sebesar(sekecik) badan saya. hm.. and then dalam bilik tu, there is a girl. my first impresion to her is, maybe this is someelse's adik. sebab she's actually too kecik molek. but lepas dah turunkan bag, she's still kemas kemas. and i began the conversation. "dah lama ke sampai?" she answered, "baru je lagi :)" And with that, i can say that i really comfirm that she's my roommate #1. :)

hm..i'm not feeling well bout typing, currenty. can i continue with my roommate #2 later, diary? :(